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|__| {1D E S T I N Y {5|_________/
{4One man went to mow.....
{5 Well it's here. And I don't mean
five kittens. }2Satanic Rites {5issue
one.
If you've had the courage to venture
past this editorial {4(?!?) {5you'll
already know that {2SR {5is different
to other magazines. Besides the almost
inevitable {7(News, reviews,
programming and adverts, etc.) {5we
print 'phone phreaking information and
details of Satanist rituals.
Like it or loath it, I for one hope
that we are here to stay. The plans at
present are to release this magazine
every other month as Grapevine.
However, if we receive so many
articles as to start thinking of a
2-disk mag, we'll release {2divinity
on disk {4monthly!
{5 Apart from the aforementioned
differences, we're a bit like
{4Grapevine {5really. A mad editor,
released every two months, very like a
whale. {6However, {2Satanic Rites {5is
a {7LARD {5free magazine ({4although
you can rub in the corn oil anyday{5)
{2 Seriously, {1it wouldn't be a very
clever thing to do a straight copy of
Grapevine no matter how good their
magazine is. We have attempted to be
{4reasonably {1original, but have
found it increasingly difficult as
our deadline drew closer!
{4 As we've said somewhere else before
{6VIEWS ON THE {2NEWS {6AND {4RAGES {6ON
THE {3PAGES!
{5A crap slogan, but you get our point.
{5 And yes we have a {4secret {5article
in this {4`{2Satan.{4' {5issue of
{2^Satanic Rites^ to enter the secret
section press escape and type in the
{6blindingly obvious {2password!
{6 Yes, I know the password was to be
{4penguin chasseur {6but it's 02:17 am
right now, and no body can be arsed
to change it from the default!
{4 I would seriously recommend that
you hit {3F2 {4and enter the help
page. I know you'll be tempted to
skip it because you think help's
for {2lamers {4but there's details in
there about magazine options you
may not know about. {3For example,
you may not know that you can change
the magazing music by pressing keys
1-4 on the numeric keypad. {6If you've
got a new A600 - tough shit, get a
proper Amiga!!!!!!
{4So what attractions will you find in
this magazine?
{6The latest scene news from UK and
abroad, including the results of the
{4party competitions {6at various {4Easter
conferences.
{5If you're interested in manufacturing
your own {2bombs, {5then read our
arsonists section as compiled this
issue by the KGB pyromaniac!
{4Terminator of Destiny {7returns again
with an article detailing the history
of the group {3DESTINY. {7It's a sad
fact that many people know very
little indeed about us, so read and
be enlightened: {2OR ELSE!
{6If you've ever wondered why {4jiffies
{6go as(h)tray in the {3postal system,
{4MUTANT MANGO {6offers us an insight
with the help of some {2chickens {6and
an alien-type-thing-type-thing.
{5If you're the proud owner of a TV
that handles teletext {2(isn't
everyone?) {5Then Ken D can help you
out by telling you what {1CEEFAX, {44-tel
and {2ORACLE {5have on offer (besides
less colours than this magazine!)
Despite popular belief, }4Ken D {5is }5not
{5from }4Dundee {5but resides in ^Fife^.
{2Come to my pardy. {4Doobe-do-doobe-do
doobe-do. {3Bugger! I'm too old to
remember that `{4Orville{3' song, surely!
{2This is our (hopefully) regular
section where we print details of
forthcoming partys around the globe.
{4Our coder's gone this issue, it's
up to you who's next. {2Every issue
we want {4YOU {2to elect the next
suitable person to be sacrificed to
SATAN. Read all about it, ONLY in
{7SATANIC RITES - THE MAGAZINE THAT
GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT....
{2T{4U{3T{2T{4I{3 {2F{4R{3U{2T{4T{3I{2! {7The official rules to
this German porno-gameshow that has
taken {1Astra {7dish owners by storm!
{6The World's mysteries are pinpointed
in an article by {4Metal/Destiny,
{5Why is it, as {3Scourger/DTY Norway{5
pointed out, that the 'phone always
rings as soon as you get in the bath?
{6I was always told it was sod's law,
but mothers don't know everything!
(or indeed, anything of importance)
{5Read about {7Lord Sop's {5sexual fantasies
in this first in a series by
{4Woddle/Destiny!!
{1(The burning question is: how the
hell does he know??! - Ed)
{3Texts detailing the {4members {3and {4aims
of groups seem to be getting popular.
This issue we have `{2About Destiny{4'
which, surprisingly enough has nothing
at all to do with {3beastiality{4. There's
also information on what is possibly
{5Britain's biggest group {4(in terms of
number of members) {3Ghost{4.
{1He who does {5claim {1to know everything
about sex ({3Spud!{1) brings you a few
things you didn't know ({5or possibly
did?{1) about everyone's fave act.
{40800 {7numbers are }7free{7. {1But just what's
there? {5You often see adverts giving
out these free call numbers, but what
about the lines that are {2secret{5?
{4Terminator {5has called hundreds of
these numbers, and after a long time
painfully spent typesetting them,
they're here in {2SATANIC RITES{5.
{1AT&T {7are {2fascist bastards{1. {5Wherever
you live in {4Europe {5they're a toll-free
call away. {3We give you the numbers,
it's up to you to `phone up, and slag
them off.
{3A measly {1three {3interviews this month.
{5Crap, {4isn't it? {1Oh well, it is a first
issue, so maybe some more interviews
next time! {3This issue, we interview
{5Nuke/Anarchy{3, {5Pazza/LSD {3({5Hi M8!{3) and
{5Termy {3interviews himself!
{6All this {5and so much more in this fun
packed ({2!?!{5) issue.
{4Issue 2 {5will be released at the
wonderous
{7==> {2QUARTZ SUMMER CONFERENCE 92 {7<==
{5and we will be releasing it as a
{1co-operation production {5between
{3Destiny {5and {3Catastrophe{5.
{4Before that, we'll be releasing a
special {2SATANIC RITES {4supplement: `{2All
about Fone Phreaking{4' which will
contain information valuable to all
you {2tone-box {4diallers. Here's a
little sneak at what'll be there:
{7Ever wanted to know how a phonebox
works? {4Terminator {7did and to find out
ripped one from a Kiosk in the
middle of nowhere. After pulling it
apart and examining it closely, he
found some interesting stuff.
{6See the {20800 {6list printed in this
issue? It'll be {2fully updated {6for the
supplement! We will also print lists
of toll-free numbers in {2Norway{6. If you
live in one of the following countries
and can spend some time compiling a
toll-free list, write to {4Destiny now!
{3Australia
{3Belgium
{3Denmark
{3France
{3Germany
{3Holland
{3New Zealand
{3Spain
{3Sweden
{7If you live in a country not
mentioned, then compile a list anyway!
{5I guess you're wondering what else is
on it's way from {4DESTINY{5.
{3Look out for: {2Messagebox 4!
{1If you want messages in our box, send
them to us now. You can send your
messages {5EITHER {1on paper or on disk
({5we recommend disk - you'll get it
back{1). Make it clear who the messages
are to and don't use swapper
abreviation. Also enclose a photograph
for digitising, preferably a weird one
of yourself eating {5grapes{1.
{3Look out for: {2Destiny's BBs intro
{3This will probably be out before the
fourth {4messagebox{3, so rightly it
should have been mentioned first! Look
out for it!
{3Look out for: {2Paranoia!
{1A lovely trackmo coded by }5Terminator.
{1Out soon.
{6You can also look forward to a
{2vector-project {6that is currently
nameless....
{4Ow fuck! {3They've started running those
`{2Stella Artois{3' adverts again. {4They
haven't been on for almost a {1year {4and
yet the {1nausiating music {4is pissing me
off on the {3first {4re-run! {2Send me some
earplugs!!!!
{1Ed.